famous phrases while waiting for his visa. Medical examinations
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you be truly prepared for what entails obtaining the Certificat de Sélection du Québec (CSQ) and wait for your visa? We
not were ready. Everything that came after that "if" caught us off guard. One tells you to family, friends, acquaintances, neighbors and pets after obtaining the CSQ you already have a leg there, in fact, but must wait for a while in Colombia, for example, ranges from 3 to 16 months or more, in that it reaches the desired visa. You, innocent creature of God thinks that the thing was clear, but no.
Before reading this you have to build these days it is essential that the smile completely tamed facade is going to avoid social disgrace, examples:
- Oops this is the thought of many things that will or is already believed abroad? !
- Go to this firecracker such, they throw them to know that sa is going to wash dishes!
- It is believed the last coca-cola in the desert for a fucking visa!
- Uissshhh Margarita's daughter is a heavy creida first!
Well you know the amount of bad things that one would think to say. To avoid this herd rumors that falls on you follow these simple steps:
1. Clench your teeth.
2. Start to open lips slowly up (never down)
3 Think about nice things such as who the caller is going to drop an anvil on his head just like in the Looney Tunes.
4. Try to see it dimples and all, your smile must be credible.
With some luck and hard your face will wear a smile like this:
roulette In our case we checked "wait 16 months or more." Let me relate to you dear reader, all-religious experiences, as the song says, "that you will live during this time:
0. This I had to mark it zero because it is out of competition. Regardless of whether you migrate to Canada's conception people have of Canada is that
is at the north pole. Therefore you probably live in an igloo and its neighbors will be the penguins and polar bears. Example:
0.1 Canada! Oops that cold so
( censored)!
Well then in other regions of the country can fill the space with "stubborn", "boar" or make investment of the noun and adjective and say "tronco'e cold" but in Santander 90% of the repertoire that we have heard is reprehensible .
1.
prepared to lose his own name . "Alexander", "Zuleima", "Pinochito" That's so yesterday. From now on every time in the street, tripped over a friend of a friend or when it should be submitted to a new person, you are just now on until the day I go, "He who goes to Canada":
1.1 . Listen to taste, you must be the daughter of Cristina, you're the one going to Canada, is not it?
1.2. Good afternoon, Don Gustavo is my son, that I was going to Canada. (If parents are always out there looking out a tear when they say "
which suits me )
2. For
known you become a first-line menso : What about those of Monica, studying French and supposedly is going to Canada!
3. You feel that at any time
mom will sit to write his obituary :
3.1 This is the last birthday that we celebrate! (Overlooking the inevitable tear)
3.2 The last Christmas!
And so on all the events of life will be his "last" celebration, as if it were certain that you are "patarribea" this year. Well, of course that's not all bad, from then on you will play the biggest part of the cake, the largest portion of the chicken and so on as appropriate to the occasion, you are spoiled because they remember it you is "being."
4.
Suddenly everyone is a specialist in immigration to Canada :
4.1. Oh no, that should not be delayed much, plays to call the embassy and find out what's up with that!
4.2. If the daughter of a friend's cousin Pancrasio no visa will be delayed until two months!
4.3. Will they threw the papers back? Millet because you better call there waiting like a fool! (At God smiles if not, weapons World War III!)
5. This is a gem and
happens after the medical exam and your family natural or political, no one is spared, dear,
as well that I go, I was thinking that you already had repented ! Because I do not think better? (Smile here is vital, lest you break my heart to some close relative).
6. Get used to greet him and followed him act inevitably ask the question "What happened to
it in Canada? " In my case I applied it in the smile and: "I well and here we go as usual"
Look at that item 6 would recommend it with much affection, to avoid problems related to huge sizes. Better tell them: One day, as I was with chiros upside, I did reply to a cousin: "Do not ask me more as well as to open this blog, go and read" And guess what: It was Bravissimo! ! Fortunately as has already subsided, or at least ... it seems, gulp.
7. Never missing the world knows, who knows all (90% of cases barely known three cities in their own apartment) and came up with this phrase:
- and how you finally did not go? That was right to stay that
Colombia is the world's best vividero in the news always comes out that the Chinese kill classmates garden SMG, that they only rob, rape and kill anywhere they want to Colombians and on top of there like they are in economic crisis.
A to be one there? (The only thing I will say that if true, is that Colombia is a wonderful place to live and which one is the strange things will happen from here, that gets one to deny it)
8.
Her parents become the target of all the possible questions on immigration :
8.1 and Juanita as it did to give him a visa? 8.2 It is
got Pedrito Canadian employer, as do wing? 8.3
be that I can score you the process on a piece of paper to see if I get the vague Julian of the house? 8.4 Upon
Tocharian them to a lawyer and all that?
My mother more or less defended, but my mom! Blessed Virgin ampárame and favor me! He has said all that was an agreement with the university, which is a visa that will not let me back until 5 years of residence in Canada, I'm a refugee, and a mess of things: less than it really is, to the end they always give you my e email to all the world to me better ask me ... MAMITA I LOVE YOU DO NOT PUT BRAVITA. (I'm making the dimpled smile and all ... I am adorable!)
and finally this (my favorite and most often repeated):
9. Its existence is suppressed in this country . And there are two variants: the first is the case with close friends and acquaintances. You will hear this phrase: What! And you are in Canada! I was already doing over there! (Primordial from you hear the cry How! and should be enlisting the smile).
You answer, not Don Gerbasi I'm going next year, God willing. (Old animal, how I'll be in Canada if I stand here!)
variant of the friend of a friend of a distant aunt, who is the same as the previous sentence but I named all the countries have or might have less obviously Canada:
- What! And you're not in Spain?! I was already doing over there!
- What! And you're not in America?! I was already doing over there!
- What! And you are not in Australia?! I was already doing over there!
Make an attempt to score which is the country that you say, our three previous winners were in that strict order.
Sometimes, just sometimes I feel like this:
And as well my husband specifically asked not to publish this post to avoid hurt feelings lol but it is something I do with love and humor (I hope you will note, if no, I'm officially dead, at least now I have obituary ready-).
I imagine that something escapes me on the list, but that's the task for our readers, we also expect the reactions of our family and friends: p let's see if we really are reading or if it is pure fiction. Can write comments with other phrases (please!) Remember that this post is a social service!
Or maybe the families of our fellow sufferers are more savage than ours and have been victims of psychological torture other unknowns. (???) Try to make known in the comments!
much love I found that if it hurts.
says goodbye:
the bumanguesa overwhelmed waiting for a visa (yet!!).
